The loony mountain

Once there was a chipmonk. He was highly epistemic. So he decided to drink some water. But the rainbow was pink. So he started travelling towards the East. On his way he met an ant. The ant asked, "do I exist?". The chipmonk said "what do you think?" "I doubt it," said the ant, and promptly started counting his toes. This led to an orchestra. But the notes were didactic. And the wind was blowing too hard. So everybody started contemplating. The chipmonk made off with all the rattles he could find.

(to be continued....)